lol larn ... do you manage to keep a straight face ??? That fish one is a classic!!
I remember when my son was very young. He always got up very early and consequently so did i. one morning however, he was up wayyyy before my 6am wake up and when i ventured out to the lounge room. Omgosh what a mess! He had lit some paper and then put it out with cups of water. Of course i had just woken and asked a stupid question "what have you done" he replied "i put it out". SO i am thinking, thinking and i go put the kettle on and my thoughts are that i must handle this as best i can. As i am waiting for the kettle to boil i think "aha" i know, fireman sam!!!! Soooo, i go back into the loungeroom and i say to my son "what do you think fireman sam would say about this?" he was sitting on the floor and fleeting turned to look at me as he said "nothing he is only plastic" ... to that i just said "dont do it again!!" and walked out. lol He never did do it again, just curiosity i think.